Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Ice, Ice, Baby! Adapted from the hip hop master: Robert Van Winkle a.k.a. Vanilla Ice
Alright stop - all you cars - and listen.
Black ice is the Devil's invention.
Ice storm - grabbed a hold of Dallas tightly.
Sleet and ice hit our 'burb - all nightly.
Will this weather ever stop?
Yo- I don't know.
Turn on your hazards....and go slow.
Cold's so extreme - rock the parka - missin' the flip flop sandal.
Light up the fire - tryin' to get warm - huddled around a candle.
Cars going slow - if they go fast - then BOOM!
Safely driving - get off the crack and the 'shrooms.
Dangerous driving - should be a felony.
Slow driving - ah yeh - that's a sweet melody.
Love my hubby - man he's great.
Driving slow in the storm - no matter if he's late.
Ice is the problem - warm weather will solve it.
Check out the white beauty before the sun desolves it.
Ice, Ice Baby...
Yo -let's get out of here.
Word to your mutha....
Ice, ice, Baby - too cold...too cold...
Just keeping it real!
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4 comments:
All I can say is WOW!
I sang that whole song.
Tooo much time on your hands.
OH MY GOSH! I'm a closet rapper Czarina! Loved it. :) When I was in high school we actually had a lady that would sell us a cup of ice for $0.10 and we called her the "Ice Lady" and we made up a little rap too. Ice ice lady...dum dum dum dada dum dum...
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